I met this guy in San Fransisco. He was walking past me on the street corner, and I happened to say “Time is a recreation” and we began talking about time. I asked what was in the notebook he was carrying and he replied..
“you’re not going to believe this, but I was contacted by extra terrestrials, and they showed me a design for a free energy device.”
He then drew me a picture of it and gave me a link to a google doc containing a diagram and an explanation of how it works, including specifications for its parts and dimensions.